makes you realize how MANY people have star wars tattoos. whoa.
alex pardee - you are hillarious.
pardeemonster: Back in middle school, Ice Cube was my favorite spokesperson for alcoholic beverages, existing on my imaginary idol list just an eyelash hair above Spuds McKenzie. Cuz at first he was all like…. But now he’s all like…. You used to be so beautiful….but you just snowed on me, man. too. funny.
i cant remember when exactly it was but i was like 14 or 15. my cousin frankie was traveling around the country for his job - and stayed at my fathers house for a night. since i was at my moms at the time, he slept in my room. when i returned to my fathers house, he left a note on my mirror. it said “what will you do with this so called life” i took me a while to even try to figure...
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just found out that the only person i hate in this world has a tumblr, works at a restaurant that i will never go to again, and lives in the town next over to me. why wont you just die a slow miserable death already?